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1: (n) a relatively unintelligent person with unsightly facial features.
Johnny: There's no way I'm the father. You're crazy, just like your mother.
Suzie: You are such a "Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head!"!
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1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.
"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."
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April 27th is national give your friend Hayden head. Because they get a free pass on the 27th
National give your friend Hayden head means that on April 27th you have to give every one named Hayden free head
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commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.
"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.
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You tell me...
Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?
Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.
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SEE GOOGE AD WORDS pretty much came up with this but SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI is the MARKETING YOUTUBE and says URBAN DICTIONARY: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE A HEAD OF THE ERA AI
This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it, or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it).
Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar, to get that ride, to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow".
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