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Euphemism for "go to hell"
Alice: I put the toilet paper on the other way around just to be annoying
Bob: Go to Helsinki, Finland!
I blew my load on her head and ran. You mean you blow your load and go?
The stage in which your edible finally kicks in halfway through a new show and you need to switch to your dumb comfort show because you’re not making core memories anymore and you’re higher than giraffe pussy to keep up.
“Fuck I’m suddenly higher than giraffe pussy. Time to turn off this amazing National Geographic documentary on giraffes because I’ll need to pick this up tomorrow. Dammit! I wanted to learn about the giraffe pussy! Time to go into rerun mode…” <cues up Schitt’s Creek…
The objectively best YT content ever. Originally included Jim Goza, but now mostly consists of Chuck Mere and Charles 'Executioner' Fultz. They test out requested weapons, common objects and mods from popular fiction e.g The Walking Dead on anatomically accurate zombie heads that feature synthetic cranial cavity, skull bone, tough foam flesh and rubber simulants, to see what damage they do, and if it would kill a person/zombie. Although they still upload today, they get barely as many views and money as they should, as they have been raped by YouTube's monetisation system, like so many other channels that were once huge. If I win the lottery I would give half of it to them as they are the one of the most deserving channels on YouTube. In a nutshell: Just watch their fucking channel, they have tested nearly every weapon from movies and video games as well as random objects that I'm sure you are curious if they could kill someone. Sub to ZGB Studios. I was not paid or asked to say this, they're just sick. They are also really good film makers, and it shows in some of their videos, such as the IT prank one.
Zgb Studios are more metal than most actual metal music channels. Did you know that a pencil can make a zombie go boom through the frontal cranium bone, but a Walmart machete can't even go through the parietal bone on the 5th strike?
The line Trump is rehearsing in preparation for being voted out, and carried out, of the oval office in November.
It's rigged! Voter fraud! They all love me! Hell no, I won't go!
The point where you are so tired in the middle of night that you go tell your friends. I'm gonna go watch some food. Then you should realize what you said unless your really tired. (Credit to Anthony Calderon he said it first)
Hey brb I'm gonna go watch some food. Wait. What? (laughs)
To do something without preparing it beforehand
Learning how to become a parent takes time. It's a skill you learn as you go along .