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black jesus

A term referring to an African American with extraordinary talent.

Michael Jordan advised the player who was guarding him not to mess wih "black Jesus."

by Originnone May 2, 2016


Black Jesus

A god

Black Jesus was found running from the police.

by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019

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Black Jesus

Amber

Holy shit look at black Jesus knees pop out of place

by Pro clubs god September 5, 2021


Black Jesus

Is the holy saviour of the hood and will punish all non-believers. He is worshiped via pouring orange juice over a white mans severed hand, then saying a prayer.

Therapist: Black Jesus isn't real dont worship him
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!

by Danish_Cookie0908 February 17, 2020

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Black Jesus

Man of few words. Great at basketball and athletics, gives his friends guidance and most importantly gets all the butches with his non-ashy skin

Black Jesus bagged that redbone, she a snack

by Izzydaballer February 8, 2017


black beach week

Annual Urban Event located in Miami Beach, Florida every memory day weekend. Event where people drink, walk the street and attend night club and large parties

I'm going to Black Beach Week memorial day weekend.

by black_info_man September 8, 2011


Bald Black Money

Bald Black Money is a phrase you say when you destroy someone in a game or want to insult them.

I just destroyed you Bald Black Money.

by adolfnigler January 4, 2023