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I miss your face

Commonly used by girls to say to other girls or guys whom they are close to and miss, but don’t want to come off too strong by saying “I miss you” so saying I miss your face is in a lighter context but holds just as much underlying meaning.

Girl with big crush but doesn’t want to be creepy: oh yeah haha! I miss your face we should hang out soon!

by Memekingz January 31, 2018

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Le Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Le Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is an emoticon, it can be used to turn a normal sentence into a creepy/sexual sentence.

Le Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) examples:

1. When driving, I always make sure to slow down near playgrounds and schools ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2. I'm great with children! VS. I'm great with children ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
3. I bought my girlfriend a toy VS. I bought my girlfriend a toy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by TheJermaineWWE October 16, 2015

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went retarded in his face

An act of defiance that gets an A+ for balls and a F- for brains.

What happened to Chet? An Angel was giving Chet shit so Chet went retarded in his face. Not very smart that Chet.

by knowman July 14, 2011

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blowing smoke in someones face

A flirtatious gesture, generally used as a silent way to ask the second party if they "wanna fuck?" Not to be confused with the same gesture meaning "fuck you!"

All it took to get lucky, was "blowing smoke in someones face". And her smile was the only answer he needed.

by Tori-Nado July 12, 2021

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break your face

To shove crack rock up your nose all night til it doesn't work anymore and you probably hurt the next day

Hey, you holdin?
Why, you wanna break your face tonight?

by Ms. Basehead June 9, 2006

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asian face mask

When you cover a girl's face in shit and cum on her closed eyes.

Dude jennie loved her asian face mask

by billbo August 11, 2007

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Two faced Jackal-Rat

A Jackal Rat that has 2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large brown rat that looks and talks like a human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the day and depends on other people getting it mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and will eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own poop and will put the lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It will commonly only wear tighty whities and will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and people feel bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!

Two men go into a public bathroom:

Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!

Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.

Man 1: A two faced what?!

Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!

by Jackalratexpert23 July 21, 2011