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The Tibetan Butt Trumpet is when you get ripped with your friends and only have enough cash for some Taco Bell. Whoever passes out first gets a kazoo shoved in their ass and you all laugh like maniacs when they start to fart humming squeezing noises.
Walt came over with s bottle of Jack and we all killed it doing shots. Mike Z passed out dead drunk after 23 shots and 7 1/2 bean burritos. Jackson shoved a kazoo in his asshole and within twenty minutes he was playing a symphony on the Tibetan Butt Trumpet
Get off me you poo poo pee pee butt butt brain!!!!!!!
When you have butt sex wit a girl the putt you butts together and shit into each others butts then have liquid shit and she has chunky poop then mix them together and start swishing it in ur mouth and gargle it then spit in in her mouth and she spits it in a cup drinks half of it and spits the other half in ur butt and penis hole
Yo gugardo did you have liquid chunky poopy butt sex last night with that fat Trans woman named Janna the pizza a hut
The way 2 or more lesbians enjoy their sexy time.
Here we see an accurate description of Butt lesbians
You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!
Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.
A butt pub is where you go to get your colon cleaned out.
My constipation has me feeling bloated and lethargic. After work I'm going to the Butt Pub to have my Colon cleaned out!
Two guys have their penis locked in a Chinese finger trap. For fun or competition to see who can get out of it first.
theres only one way to settle this, Chinese head-butt! winner take all