November 1

November 1 ask your crush out and They can’t say no

Me :Jayden will you go out with me

Jayden:no but today is November 1 so I can say ni so yes

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1/4

An old ass fraction that people be using

You: Hey, dude what u writing a poem about?
Your friend: 1/4 😓😓😓
You: Damn bro!!

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1 OAK

The name of a famous Los Angeles nightclub in West Hollywood, CA.

“1OAK” is also an acronym for “one of a kind.”

Hey, we’re attractive people looking for the epitome of the nightclub experience in LA... let’s go to 1 OAK!

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RULE #1

SHARE SNACKS

remember RULE #1
Oh yea here
thanks

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The Formula 1

When your partner butt chugs a bottle of champagne and quickly inserts a butt plug to stop the liquid coming out. You then proceed to bend her over and have sex with her from behind thus resulting in the pressure building up. Once you finish, you rip the the plug out quickly and she sprays you like the winner of a formula one race.

Hey babe, shall we grab a bottle of bubbly and try the formula 1 tonight?

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October 1

Where the bitch named Kathryn was born

you know who you are Mrs I'm 14 years old and good at math and born on October 1st

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May 1

The day to make up your kiss from April 30th

Girlfriend: that wasn’t a good kiss.

Boyfriend: its May 1st lets make it up then

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