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for those times when somebody is gutted but that word in its self just doesn't do it justice.
see also 'harsh p', 'harsh poo' and 'harsh r'
guy#1: i got pink socked the other day
guy#2: gutted poo
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When the baby takes a steamy dump in mommys tummy.
"What stinks?"
'I just queefed a womb-poo"
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When you have a really spicy curry and it makes you need to go for a poo but when you do it burns your bum hole
Man1: cor blimey mate that curry last night was SPICY
Man2: innit bruv I had the fattest vindaloo poo after
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The art of masterbating whilst having a poo at the same time. Preferably one should reach climax at the same time as they push out their poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.
Ben was caught on the toilet poo masting.
He poo masted.
He is a poo masta.
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1. (noun) a person who can go several days to a week between evacuating feces at which time the evacuation is often forceful, voluminous and time consuming. The resultant evacuation typically fills the toilet bowl and requires more than one flush if it can be flushed at all.
"Dude, did you see the toilet in the bathroom? Bill just used it and filled it with shit...He's such a poo camel"
"My brother hasn't gone to the bathroom in like a week...then again that is usually often he goes. He's like a camel is with water...in fact a 'poo' camel"
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When you stuff the base of a toilet with tissue paper to avoid an embarrasing splash and also to avoid taking the blame for the rancid smells as you leave. This is usually accompanied by very careful, stealthily release of ones flatulance. For added effect you can also shoot a disaproving look towards an engaged cubicle as you wash your hands (making sure fellow hand-washers see) to shift the blame onto an unsuspecting victim. This especially applies in a public bathroom and is typically actioned by women.
The bathroom in the shopping centre was packed, so to keep her dignity, Sarah let rip with a PARACHUTE POO, thus leaving everyone oblivious to the fact that it was her that just cut the cheese.
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A hot, sexy brown kid who is fricking amazing. but dont tickle hes feet he might lick you <3
Wow that brown kids hot. His name must be Shewony Poo!
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