September 8

Kill whoever the fuck you want day

KILL WHOEVERR THE FUCK YOU WANT

"Its the 8th of september. DIE FUCKER!"

"Owchie i died"

"September 8 is kill anyone you want day!"

February 8

Confess to your crush day!

guy 1: hey dude you should confess to your crush
guy 2: why?
guy 1: because it's February 8!

December 8

International kill a beetle day. On this day everyone in the world must kill one beetle per person.

Woohoo it’s December 8. Time to kill a beetle (only one beetle)

june 8

Birthday of the Gemini’s😍 Bad ass bitches born this month *cough cough* Morgan

“Dude it’s june 8th”
“Oh it’s that bad bitch Morgan’s birthday”
Facts

8=====================D

The longest dick in the world
your dick after you jacked off, all red and pink, with extra cum dripping out of it, with some truffle butter on it

I typed to her '8=====================D {()}'.
I hope she knows what I mean.

8-ball

90's slang for Old English 800

"Yo, hand me that 8-ball." he says reaching for the 40oz of Old English

July 8

The coolest person's birthday and whoever is born on this day is a very brave and curious person.

"My birthday is July 8 and I'm curious!"