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When a guy says his dick burns
My penis burns
Oh you probably have a hot Cheeto burrito because of that female last night bro
cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.
“its not baked bean burrito, its bean BAKED burrito.”
A whore that is built like a burrito
You are such a burrito built whore. You slut
When a man wraps a tortilla around his cock, and uses it as a condom to fuck the women who is using beans and cheese as lube. You have yourself a Memphis Bean Burrito!
We did the Memphis Bean Burrito instead of anal.
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wrapping your cock in a tortilla and serving it one a plate
I served Jody a Johnny B. Burrito for dinner...chili optional
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The act of internally ejaculating during anal sex with a female; followed by the male performing a "rimjob" on the female and consuming the fecal and semen mixed substance secreted from the anus which resembles the consistency of a sour cream burrito.
Tim: "Dude, why did you say that Jessica came back to you?"
Bob: "Because nobody else could eat her sour cream burrito like I do."
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slang for penis - generally considered puerile.
She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.
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