Dan the Dirt

The best rapper of our time. Stream on Spotify, Apple Music, whatever…

Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!

dirt fries

chewing tobacco, usually referring specifically to pouches.

Hey Larry, you got any dirt fries in your golf cart?

dirt bagel

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.

She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.

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Dirt pig

A gay man who gets off from coprophagia or just plain feces

Man 1: Oh I love to eat shit

Man 2: Ew what the fuck
Man 1: what goes in come out why can't it be the other way around

Man 2: get the fuck away from me

(He was wearing a shirt that said dirt pig)

tripping dirt

Delivering cement to a oil rig site.

I was tripping dirt all night to the rig site.

dirt wobbles

Dirt wobbles : crusty dustys

Dirty feet

Get your dirt wobbles our of my face.

Dirt Juice

When you take whats left in your nearly empty liquor bottles and mix it in to one drink.

I had an ounce of vodka, sip of Jeger couple drops at the bottom of 6 beers and some tequila. I mixed them all together and made Dirt Juice.