Bear Fight

Pooping in, or putting poop into a tube sock, tying the end, and then beating someone with it so they slowly get covered in poo splatter.

Lanalin: Dude, why are you covered in poop?
LexaLynn: I was sleeping on the couch and Jimmary started to bear fight me.

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sword fighting

games that homosexuals play

I bet those two faggots go home and sword fight all night

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Smash Fight

When two or more people equip Hulk Hand gloves and fight. The idea for this came from when my friends and I saw two people at school get into a fight and remembered that "Smashturbating" word.

"OHH SHIT YOU GUYS, SMASH FIGHT!" "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"

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skank fight

A fight between two girls, who have been around the block.
There is usually hair pulling, and biting.

Shaniqua: gurl u didn call me no skank~$&@%
Elle: o yez i did u wh0re
Shaniqua: -pulls hair-
Crowd: SKANK FIGHT!

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dog fight

Like a cat fight but only involving ugly women.

"Did you see that dog fight last night? Man, those chicks looked like dudes. I have never been so turned off."

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Fighting Demons

When you’re battling horny urges

Girl: *touches my leg*

Me: Don’t do that.
Don’t give me hope.
I’m fighting demons currently.

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Dog-Fight

male version of a cat fight, fought over something petty or stupid typically started by sore losers , spoiled brats and wimps

-The Seattle Seahawks dog-fight last night during the Superbowl was freaking hilarious.
-That dog-fight in the mud scene during Thor was so added for the ladies in the audience. ;)

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