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The name of a gay guy. A man with snakes as hair. The breath that launched a thousand men(his way). The eyes of a weird looking fish. His name is magic, but people call him saky.
Get your dick out his ass dont be such a little fabulaptious saky magic head.
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Once you go black,
you never go back;
Hidden dark mysteries of ultimate sex / sensuality.
"C'mon over hea baby, lemme give my sugar mama some BLACK MAGIC."
"Ohhh, yeeeeeeaaahhh."
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Any Macintosh computer, whether it be a desktop or laptop. Game companies despise the Magic Toaster, seeing it fit only to make toast (which it fails at doing anyways.) The Magic Toaster needs specialized equipment in order to do simple tasks. This is why the vast majority of programs either are PC or Mac compatible. The Magic Toaster simply cannot handle the PC's superiority.
My college major required me to use a Mac, so I switched over from the PC, only to find all my programs don't work with it. Now I have determined it doesn't work for anything, except make toast after heating up after an hour of use. Magic Toaster sux.
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A term regarding most of the Call of Duties, especially Black Ops. A magic bullet is the last bullet in a guns clip, which ALWAYS kills a person (the magic bullet is shot and then reloading follows). Even if if the person barely shot you, if you get hit with the magic bullet you die.
DUDEE!!! WTF I was owning this dude and then he got me with his magic bullet! What a lucky douchebag!
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Calc III, where nothing makes sense and everything is fake. 'Nuff said.
This magic math bullshit is whipping my ass.
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1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.
2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.
Used in a sentence:
1:
"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."
or
"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."
2:
"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."
"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."
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If there's a little dung,
Please use the magic wand!
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