The 10% Rule

When two friends of opposite sexes are simply friends and not fuck buddies or whatever people fantasize about in their twisted heads.

Dude, my friend and I are definitely not following the 10% rule. We have sex like every other day.

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Team 10

A group of people, who's names are : Cancer. They follow their leader, Jake Paul, who is a leech off of his brother, Logan Paul's, fame.

Team 10 is cancerous.

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10% Rule

One must be ten percent smarter than the object/task one is attempting to use/accomplish.

For instance, pushing a pull door or failing at some other seemingly simple task.

Friend 1: Did I hear correctly that your girlfriend got locked in her own car?

Friend 2: Yeah. 10% rule, dude.

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10:11

When four people have intercourse - three of which are men - and each penis (1, 1, and 1) is inserted into one orifice (usually being that of a woman (0)).

Would you like to 10:11 my ass?

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10-22

Police radio code for 'Cancelled' or 'Disregard that assignment.'

Ex. 1

Deputy 1 frantically speaks into the radio microphone.

Deputy 1: We're gonna need hostage negotiators, emotional support therapists, a Spanish language translator--

Deputy 2 grabs Deputy 1.

Deputy 2: --Don't forget the BIPOC community liaison and a LGBTQI+ navigator--

Sheriff Villareal, wearing a cowboy hat, arrives in a six-ton armored vehicle with a 14-foot battering ram. He exits the vehicle and leans in on Deputy 1.

Sheriff Villareal: We're gonna 10-22 that. The Sheriff is calling the shots now.

Ex. 2

Tobias: I can't believe they cancelled my TV show because of the 'Trudeau Incident' episode!

DaMarcus: You mean the one where you wore black face just like the Canadian Prime Minister?

Tobias: It was shoe polish! But they still 10-22'd me!

DaMarcus: Don't stress homey. Just reinvent yourself as a trans woman who self identifies as Native American and you'll get your own Netflix special in no time.

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November 10

My best friend in the whole world was born today and we were blessed with his existence

Maddie: TODAY IS NOVEMBER 10 AKA MY BEST FRIENDS BIRTHDAY AND I LOVE HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING

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1-10

Also known as the Female Attractiveness Scale, or FAS for short. The 1 to 10 scale that (in this case) men use to rate women from 1 being totally unfuckable, to 10, being the most fuckable person in sight. A 1's natural habitat is at their home feeding their multitude of cats. Whereas the 10, a rare breed, tend to stay outside, around the most people they can find. Common places to spot 10's are crowded ass malls, and or on the beach (if you live near there).

"I think I wanna bang Chelsea"
"Nah dude, 1-10, she like, a 3"

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