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An unreleased song by Melanie Martinez. It was leaked January 16th 2016.
The song is about the bombing of hiroshima.
"Have you listened to Bombs on monday morning?"
"Yeah, it's so sad I almost cried."
"Same"
A new monday that makes it much more fun
Have you heard its marsh monday
A “Montag Party” is a last minute event that was announced just a day before it takes place and is held on a Monday
Montag Party is a surprisingly dope party and lasts until the early morning hours of the next day
Typically celebrated in shared living arrangements, it needs to piss off at least 50% of the roommates to be a success
Necessary games are beer pong and seven minutes in heaven
Dylan: Yo dude! Do you remember the legendary party at schillhouse?
Max: What party dude
Dylan: Damn boi, this party on a monday
Max: sheesh boyy, THE legendary monday party?? everyone remembers it, this shit was dope!! i wish i’ll be on the guestlist next time
somebody who rushes to the nearest source of food and takes the best seat available
person 1: where should we go?
person 2: let's get food before meatball monday
Every Monday guys cupcheck other guys as a joke, some cupchecks are very painful, so guys be careful and cover your penis!
Monday came and i remembered that it was cupcheck monday, i got to class walking very fast and covering my penis. I saw many guys getting hit in the dick and laughing, some almost crying. Mondays always struck fear in guys, especially me!
A typical Monday morning for Cyborg.
"BOOYAH!" shouted Cyborg as he woke up on Cyborg Monday.
That day of the week where everyone wears overalls.
“I like your overalls”
“Thanks!! It’s Overall Monday”