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A lime person is someone who gives you the strength and confidence to come out of your comfort zone on a regular basis and are always cheering you on
You are my lime person thank you
Somebody you've known for less than a year, but you both are so close and talk to each other almost every day. This person can make you happy even when you are down, and you wouldn't trade them for anything.
A girl who is always laughing and always energetic and always smiling, you could mistake her for being drunk at times for the things she says or does but she’s more sober than anyone in the room.
Kim- Carly come dance with me.
Carly-No you come to me. *giggles*
Kim-You have such a drunk personality, lmao.
a common word for "the dog that is watching porn"
Johnny: it could be but it is it
Martha: "actually think the 45th the dog is watching porn again, oh one the person ."
You say "getting personal", when you just had a normal conversation, and someone starts saying very specific things, that are probably connected to their life.
I need some advice, what makes someone a bad person?
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When they have a bitch face, brown hair, and leaves you on read.
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Did you just describe your ex-girlfriend? This is *getting personal*.
How can you even get a conversation this far?..
Person 1: “hey do you ever wonder if there’s an infinite amount of people used for these conversations?”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420”
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”