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old navy smile

When becoming an employee of Old Navy you are taught to ALWAYS SMILE. Sometimes we give the most strained smiles and those smiles are called "Old Navy Smiles"

I just gave him the Old Navy Smile, and told him we didn't have anymore left.

by 3526 March 3, 2008

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Kool Aid Smile

The smile a girl puts in when she's crushing on s guy.

I know you like him. You've got that kool aid smile on.

by Quirky24 January 1, 2012

26๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


million-watt smile

When the room lights up cause you flash yo teeth.

Jon Wirth has a million-watt smile, I'm blinded when I make him laugh.

by lightbloodbathchristmasdudeyup April 9, 2016

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always swallow with a smile

swallow sperm while smiling

My Dearest Husband,

Its been ten years since we met. Almost three as husband and wife. Although these days I don't feel as if I am a wife.

Each day a new problem, something else that I cant seem to get right or do "your way." Each day I fight the urge to run, screaming from this house. Each morning I wake up wondering if I will make it through the day.

Its been ten years since we met. We were both 16 - young, ambitious and seemingly in love. Everyone said, "It will

My dearest husband, I am not sure where this letter should end up or where it was going in the beginning. I just hope that I can get through this and try and have this work. I am not a failure and I don't want to give up. I fell in love with you and married you for a reason. Its just that now I have forgotten why. I want to get that feeling back. i want to always swallow with a smile again.

Love, Your Wife

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018


smile empty soul

the most kick ass band anywhere. they are alternative rock, 3 guy band

dude i love smile empty soul, they are the best ever.

by smile_empty_soul_for_prez January 23, 2004

41๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mona Lisa Smile

That look on a girls face when you cum on her tits. Not a full on grin, but just a subtle smile that you aren't sure what it means, but you think she's enjoying it.

Sherry gave me her Mona Lisa Smile when I came all over her tits, but it went away after my buddy Tim nutted all over her face.

by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016

37๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Junk Kicked Smile

A facial gesture in which eyes become inexplicably larger than normal, fake smile contains Christmas-morning appeal and appears to be surprisingly genuine, albeit classically creepy.

The Junk Kicked Smile is found when a picture take-ee experiences some sort of breath-taking phenomenon - such as a Junk Kick - right before the click. Very difficult to fake as one then must remain in freeze frame until the photo is complete.

by TravisD Ballz June 13, 2008

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