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When the day is tuesday and you shit all over yourself and are forced to eat it by a gorilla who is gay and so he kisses you sexually on the lips.
I had a dirty Tuesday yesterday. It was total ass
A dirty Tuesday is when u nut and spit in a girls anus, then she farts in onto a sandwich and you eat it like a condiment
Phrase- When a hard weekend or 3 day weekend of various hard drugs like ecstasy or meth has the afterglow wear off and you're left with a weird panicky sober low feeling.
One may act weird or just want to isolate themselves. It is usually the beginning of introspection from the weekend's activities. Ordinary things may seem slightly different.
Origin: unknown. Popular with 90s and 00 college age kids.
I have the Tuesday weirds from rolling and doing Xanax all weekend. I gotta find a way to leave work, before I freak out.
Gotta grab/smack ass day so girls don’t get mad when you get ya ass smacked or grabbed
Dusty Tuesday is taken place on the first Tuesday of every month, participates wear their most dirty sweat pants and shirt that they just can't give up but no one can judge beacuse it's dusty Tuesday
David is wearing his mustard stained sweater but who cares it's comfy and it's dusty Tuesday
On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex
Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!
A totes amazing secret club where awesome food is eaten and everyone wants to be in it
#Tuesdayfam
Person not in club: hey, what’s that you’re eating?
Tuesday club member: shut up you ain’t in da club!!!
Person not in club: (crying loudly)