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A Vitamin Bear is a person who is very unhealthy, but thinks he is healthy because of his enormous vitamin consumption. The reason bear is chosen is because of the two most usual problems for vitamin bears: Bodyhair problems and problems with size weight. Of course a bear has plenty of both.
Vitamin bears are ironically a type of vitamin in Norway, it is unknown if this is a joke on the "vitamin bear" term or if it is a coincidence.
Dane: I just feel better than ever, I got my vitamin C, and my vitamin B and my vitamin A. It all makes my body work perfectly man, and I look great.
Jens: You stupid vitamin bear! You weigh more than an average skyscraper, and you look like a dead sheep drowned in fugde!
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A bottle of Bundaberg Rum. Named after its square shape and Polar bear logo.
Got a 40 oz Square Bear and 1.2L Coke, all set!
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Due to the unfettering threat of bear attacks - stemmed by one Mr. Stephen Colbert - it is an idiom that suggests one should be mindful of there surroundings, especially when one ventures into known bear territory (Note: Terra Firma is considered bear territory).
This phrase can intrinsically refer to Melissophobia as well.
Suzy: "You wanna go on a hike up Blood Mountain?"
Trevor: "I'd love too! We should bear in mind the dangers of hiking that mountain though."
Suzy: "Bear in mind what dan-"
*Out of nowhere, a black bear (ninja bear) mauls Suzy to death. Trevor is speechless. . . but goes on the hike anyways. The End.*
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'Rupert the Bear' is a fictional character created by Mary Tourtel in the 1920s.
Everyone loves Rupert the Bear! His TV show was truly superb.
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Receiving a blow job, while taking a shit, while in the woods, possibly while camping.
While on a camping trip I had to take this huge shit, however this chick wanted my nuts, so she gave me a bear job in thw woods.
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A real howl for prank-calling kids of our 70's past: get a naive auto parts clerk on the phone (dumb teen, etc.) and ask for "muffler bearings". A bigger howl when they realize the gag, and get back on the phone and cuss you out.
Obviously dated, due to caller ID.
Related to asking for "Johnson Rods"
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all these made up definitions are ridiculous. the only definition bear claw is a fucking pastry.
bear claw is just a fucking donut.
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