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When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise
Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!
Glasses worn by a lady to stop jizz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.
"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."
When a pretty lady walks past.
"Look at the jizz guards on her"
A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.
“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”
“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”
“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”
“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: Welcome to Desmet!
Soon to be Freshman: oh wow, this school must be really cool!
Junior: It will be after the Desmet Jizz on it.
Soon to be freshman: What was that?
Junior: nothing... Ay boys! We gotta freshy!
Group of students: Aw ya!
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The container used to cum in when donating sperm
I went and filled a jizz pot today to get some extra cash
The act of falatio whilst indulging in champagne.
Hey babe fancy a "bucks jizz"
This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very well bounce back.
Damn man, I flubber jizzed in my bathroom the other night, it bounced off the wall and went threw the window.