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so fuckn hot. in other words beautiful all day.
never wakes up on time.lazy but independent.
chubby waiste put cute face ;)
stuck up at times but for a good reason
guys in line. ALWAYS!
tease once she gets hurt.
never boring.
little boobs but fluffy.lol
dislikes sports. but very fast runner !
never see her without something to eat.
always late.
gets everything right when really needed.
loves to party every now and then.
doesnt know how to be sweet.
Dammm is that antonia sanchez?
mmm she fine.
she got beautiful face.
damm antonia you got that quapo i needed?
A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose
"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"
Sanchez rule.
Originates from the tv show Dirty Sanchez. A group of 3 welsh and 1 british stunt group who performed stunts way worse than their mtv counterparts Jackass.
Sanchez rule is when one of the group thinks up a stunt to do. Then they themselves must do it.
"You've got to, sanchez rule. Sanchez rule has always been the same. You think of it. You do it." Lee Dainton to Matthew Pritchard
Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.
Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:
Person A: Is 24 years old.
Person B: is 17 years old.
24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
Basically a dirty sanchez but only can happen in the City of Thornton, Colorado.
“Oh damn, did you hear that guy that got back door sanchezed after he ran from the laundry mat?”
When you run your cigarette smoking fingers under the nose of your bestie
She took her cigarette break and then came in and gave him a smoked sanchez.
When running your smoking finger under someone else's nose and it wreaks of lingering cigarette smoke
She came in from a smoke break and gave her friend a smoked sanchez