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National under age drinking day

A under age person gets drunk on alcohol

It’s National under age drinking day

by Z_B2trappy August 1, 2022

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


silver haired middle aged white man

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."

Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.

by ?fruit March 31, 2017

235πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


half-your-age-plus-seven

There's 1300 reviews on this phrase, and no one has managed to figure out the reverse of this rule? Surely my town wasn't the brightest of the lot?

If you're 40, 27 and younger is skezy, as 40/2+7 = 27.
If you're 40, 53 and older is skezy, as 40*3/2-7 = 53.

No one here seems to know how to write a formula. Half-your-age-plus-seven

by ep1032 October 16, 2010

69πŸ‘ 215πŸ‘Ž


I get older, they stay the same age

A very famous quote from the kickass movie, Dazed and Confused.

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

by Person (: August 20, 2010

65πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


state tech ag central college tech

The most prestigious college in Rhode Island

Brian: "I'm off to State Tech Ag Central College Tech"
Stewart: "There's really two 'tech's in there?"

by zank frappa May 3, 2017


Act your age, not your shoe size

Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrown toddlers.

It's time for you to get serious and stop being silly. Grow up, pal! Act your age, not your shoe size!

by meow2u3 February 23, 2008

156πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


kill your dad, then die of old age

what snake tells raiden

Snake: kill your dad, then die of old age.
Raiden: <(0_ 0 )>

by sosadstevejobsdiedofligma May 29, 2022

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž