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alabama slammer

A big fat black dildo.

"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"

"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"

by milphunter March 08, 2015


Alabama Forklift

The act of when a girl and her two male cousins perform a stunt in which they try to lift her up with nothing but their erect penises.

Cletus: Howdy fellur, i gave my cousin christine an Alabama Forklift with Leeroy on sunday,

Fellur: Well aint that dandy, i tried that with my Mom, snapped my dick in two.

by Dickfingers69 September 04, 2018


the alabama slamma

The act of body slamming a hoe while in a hug position with your d in her anus

Dude .. I gave this girl the alabama slamma last night

by Bamaman10 October 30, 2017


alabama ackkbar

when an alabama boy cums in his sister and calls out altar ackbar as he cums

man I gave my sister an alabama ackkbar

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 05, 2019


Alabama Republican

Someone who has sex with an underaged girl then blames Jesus when caught.

The Alabama Republican received more votes than his opponent since justifying the statatory rape with a bible verse.

by Tiny Baby Jesus November 10, 2017


alabama salad

Alabama Salad is the act of taking a shit in a gaped asshole and eating it out

Randy tossed an alabama salad to his dead puppy

by Alabama salad April 04, 2017


Alabama Thankyou

When something is expected or unexpectedly inserted into your colon or rectum.

Ted-"John gave me a hug today and slipped in an Alabama thankyou."

Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"

Ted- "Honestly,liked it."

Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"

Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"

by GhostrideUrMom October 07, 2021