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"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"
"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"
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The act of when a girl and her two male cousins perform a stunt in which they try to lift her up with nothing but their erect penises.
Cletus: Howdy fellur, i gave my cousin christine an Alabama Forklift with Leeroy on sunday,
Fellur: Well aint that dandy, i tried that with my Mom, snapped my dick in two.
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The Alabama Rodeo is when during sexual intercourse, you have your children watch and make bets on who will finish first. The children can also be used as help (i.e. if a towel is needed, they will fetch it. if the air conditioning needs adjusted, they will adjust it. if the condom breaks, they will always have a new one ready to grab).
My wife and I were certainly pleased with the Alabama Rodeo last night! The kids were so helpful! They even folded our clothes once we tossed them on the ground! BTW Macy (my little girl) won the bet.
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When a close family relative assists in the performance of a Dutch Rudder.
I love going home for the holidays, I can always count on Mom for an Alabama Jerk.
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A quick interracial male on male masturbation session.
A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.
"Jethro, you seen Billy Ray?"
" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."
"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."
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When something is expected or unexpectedly inserted into your colon or rectum.
Ted-"John gave me a hug today and slipped in an Alabama thankyou."
Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"
Ted- "Honestly,liked it."
Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"
Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"
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Three-way sex in which at least two of those involved are related. If all three are related it is an Alabama trifecta.
My girlfriend wanted us to have sex with her hot cousin which would have been an awesome Alabama threeway.
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