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The most annoying creature on earth with glasses and could ever exist. If you meet him, kill him. Let me make that straight for you. Kill. Him.
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A fuckin annoying bitch really gay has a small dick and has a lot of pubs
Alex has a small penis
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A person who has a dick that a girl could settle down with.. but later rejects her because of her hairy pussy.
Damn, that guy is a total Alex, I'd never need another dick.
I heard he's an Alex, I better shave my bush.
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Alex is the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. You are what you eat. He gets turned on by food. Don't try & take his food because you might lose a finger. He plays football, & lowkey watches baseball too. Alex is the definition of "Hit it & Quit it" his dick thinks for itself. If you come across an Alex just turn the other way because they have no chill.
You are such an Alex I can't believe you said that!
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tap dances...likes english but not the teacher, likes making definitions for people on urban dictionary, to space or not to space, i have a lot of random things to say but idk if they'd help at all, has the 69th most popular name for babies, had blonde hair as a kid so she highlighted her hair now, has a thing with consistent verb tense.
alex: USE CONSISTEN VERB TENSE, MARY!
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