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I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES
PERSON 1: "Whats your favorite food?"
PERSON 2: "UPULEZ AND BUNUNUS"
PERSON 1 "APPLES AND BANANAS"
when applesauce isn't cool enough.
Bob: pass the sauce of apples.
Joe: ok.
A devil apple is an apple that has rained terror on lunch tables around the world. No one knows who created the first devil apple, but one things for certain, a devil apple is an apple that someone takes a bite out of and throws it down a lunch table. No one wants to touch it 1. Because that dude took a friggin bite out of an apple and 2. Because that apples one goal in life is to posses all the humans on earth. And it does this for one reason, so it can turn all humans into slaves of its devil apple orchards. However, dont be fooled by thinking your safe with broccoli. If the brocoli has been bitten out of once and left alone, their is almost a 99.99 percent chance it has a devil apple strain in it. This goes for all other fruits as well. But their is hope! By throwing a devil apple in a trash can you can kill its demonic spirit.
2 normal people sitting at a lunch table eating, as an apple with a bite out of it rolls their way. "OH CRUD DEVIL APPLE!" "FIND A TRASH CAN QUICK!!!!"
a family which only uses Mac computers
son "hey dad can i get a windows computer"
dad " sorry son we are an apple family"
Short for Apple Juice.
Yo we be bustin, you want some drank?
Damn straight, gert me some apple j.
Yeeeeee
noun; found for 99 cents at taco bell. most delicious thing made possible. orgasm in the mouth. caramel apple amazingness.
bro 1: dude did you 4th meal tonight?
bro 2: yeah dude i got an apple empenada.
bro 1: dude you lucky bastard.