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The army you go to war with, not the Army you might want or wish to have. Justification for not adequately supplying your troops.
"You go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you might want or wish to have."
-Donald Rumsfeld Dec. 8 2004
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the ability to use your hand for masturbation. You can mold your hand into any shape of vagina in which you please. Experts have the ability to use both hands and form a tight, makeshift vagina/asshole.
I was bored in the parking lot so I pulled out my swiss army vagina and ended up creaming all over the steering wheel.
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The best set of supporters in the world. The group of fans that go to the Northern Ireland matches. Never stop singing even of they are losing and even get great results every once in a while (cough cough) Norn Iron 1- England 0...slap it up ye
WE EXIST
"the green and white army are in full voice this afternoon"
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A phrase used to describe something as high quality and useful. It can also be used in exchange with the word best.
Our phone is the Swiss Army Knife of phones.
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A red multi-purpose knife. There are many models, almost all of which contain one blade, a pair of scissors, and a can opener.
I took out my trusty Swiss Army Knife and cut open the package.
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A high speed death machine trapped in a douchebags body, that cut the bullshit, and picked their vagina off the ground and went the RANGER SCHOOL. They shave with chain saws. Rangers have skills,, RANGER SKILLS (examples: rock marching, mountain tossing, super repelling, parachuting, volleyball, and DEATHBLOSSOM)
In the U.S Army rangers youll use GUNS,, youll use BIG GUNS, SMALL GUNS,, OLD GUNS,, FUTURE GUNS,, STUPID GUNS UNACCEPTABLE
I thought my wife was faithful, but A Seven Nation Army couldn't hold her back