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A really small town in the heart of California where everyone is related to eachother by blood or marrige. Football is huge here and so is gossip. A fair comes around every summer just before school starts, it has 2 rides. This is a time where all the recently High School graduated females bring their new born babies to show off to the incomming seniors and community. It's very hard to pick up your bags and continue your life else where. About 15% of the graduated students move out of the the central valley and then 5% of that actually come back to build their family here. Theres one bar in town, which is the thing to do for the 40 and up. Then theres "The River" for the 25 and under. The cops here are unfortunately crooked and the teachers might as well not have their degrees. It's all about who you know to get any job here.
Guy1: Whats there to do here in Dos Palos?
Guy2: We can go get mojos and watch a movie if the theater happens to be open today. Or just hang out in front of the doughnut shop or the pizza factory. Or ride around town in my dads lifted truck listening to country music.
Guy1: WTF I moved here from the bay area for this?!!
Guy2: Just wait, a girl will crawl up to you and then you guys will have babies you'll work at some factory while she goes to school online and both of you guys will show up to the summer fair with your new born and have arguments every week and throw house parties for high school kids.
Guy1: Fuck you that'll never happen
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a word for approval, or agreement,
when a coherent sentence does not justify the complete satisfaction at the result of the current event unfolding
shapes placed on the table
grant: pfft do!
herman: I just won the world cup in jonah lomu rugby with trinidad and tobago on PS1
grant: pfft do!
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When you do something that is really good
"Did you hear about jake?"
"Yeah he pulled her"
"Yeah to be fair he is doing bits"
"She said yes"
"No way did she"
"Yeah"
"Well done mate, you have done bits there"
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The phrase "do boy" has been used in the early 90's in southern ebonics to classify a certain type of guy.
A "do boy" is a guy that likes or loves a girl that is not really interested in him, but the girl will keep this guy around to do things for her.
She'll keep him around to wash her car, buy her something to eat, and run errands for her. But she'll NEVER be his GIRLFRIEND, and will only hang out with him when she can't find nothing else better to do.
Girls only have this kind of guy around to boost up their self-esteem so when other relationships go wrong they can always call up the "do boy" to take them out, or tell them how beautiful they are.
I now it's ill but people actually do this.
Kacey: Girl, I didn't know you was dating Marcos.
Tiffany: I ain't dating Marcos, he just my "do boy".
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To con money out of someone, lie or be otherwise dishonest, only to face ritual humiliation on a worldwide scale.
"I just sent a broken laptop to someone for £375, with all my data on!"
"Dude, way to do an Amir."
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to dance, hookup & get hot with randoms, then ditch them at clubs
tonight i'm gonna do a Prendy
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