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The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.
Yvonne: I'll be in the bra section.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.
The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.
Since my girlfriend picks me apart, I have turned to defensive assholing to make my point.
The ring in your asshole that gets stretched when you take a monstrous shit and is usually very sore after doing so
Dude My asshole ring FUCKING kills i just took a monstrous shit.
Last night i wriggled into my girlfriends asshole ring with my 13 inch cock!
One person whom looks like an asshole, acts like an asshole, but really isn't an asshole.
1. Alyx Gaudio you're such a sarcastic asshole.
Online people who ignore PC and make fun of stupidity, as well as pull internet pranks.
Those guys are a bunch of digital assholes
exclamation used when a powerboat/speedboat is crossing/passing by at an excessive speed.
Bob: Sure is a lovely day out on the water, isn't it?
*motor from off in distance*
Dave: ASSHOLE ALERT!!!
People who have no feelings and will apologize like this "I'm sorry but not really." Also referred to as my Dad. His middle name starts with A and he tells everyone it stands for Asshole.
Sally: "He's not just an ass, he has asshole syndrome, he's an ass all the time."