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Un-normally loose ass hole. Usually caused by ass spelunking
When someone gets pounded in the ass, they get a "Gaping Asshole"
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The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.
Yvonne: I'll be in the bra section.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
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The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.
The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.
Since my girlfriend picks me apart, I have turned to defensive assholing to make my point.
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The ring in your asshole that gets stretched when you take a monstrous shit and is usually very sore after doing so
Dude My asshole ring FUCKING kills i just took a monstrous shit.
Last night i wriggled into my girlfriends asshole ring with my 13 inch cock!
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One person whom looks like an asshole, acts like an asshole, but really isn't an asshole.
1. Alyx Gaudio you're such a sarcastic asshole.
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Online people who ignore PC and make fun of stupidity, as well as pull internet pranks.
Those guys are a bunch of digital assholes
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exclamation used when a powerboat/speedboat is crossing/passing by at an excessive speed.
Bob: Sure is a lovely day out on the water, isn't it?
*motor from off in distance*
Dave: ASSHOLE ALERT!!!
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