Ejac Attack

Self-explanatory.

Jake often had ejac attacks as a result of extended homosexual thoughts.

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Bruh Attack

When you have too many bruh moments at once, you can have a bruh attack. On a scale of 1-10 on the cringe scale, a bruh moment is a 6 while a bruh attack relates to an 8-10.

Guy 1:*has a coughing fit* BRUH

Guy 2: dude what’s wrong?

Guy 1: I’m having a bruh attack, please get me water! this buzzfeed quiz is assuming my gender because I preferred a chocolate milk instead of a strawberry milk

Guy 2: dude that frickin sucks

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kramer attack

1.to have a dirty bum(not exactly homeless) suddenly show up out of no where, annoy you and your friends, steal cigarette butts from the ashtray, and drink from used beer cans. Also to mooch everything they can ranging from food to weed to toilet paper and then ramble for hours on end talking about nothing but primarily a mixture of gibberish, pothead " ideas", stories that probably never happend especially about awesome or terrible experiences.

2. the appearance of an unwanted guest who doesn't get the hint to leave

dave: hey man, pass me a beer!

randy: sure here ya go man.

matt: dude man! let me short that butt man! gwitch!!

dave: OH SHIT! KRAMER ATTACK RUN!!!

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Cute Attack

When you see an overly cute couple and they're just so cute you can't stand it so you have violent compulsions and giggle alot right then and there.

I saw Sara and Daniel the other day and I had a major cute attack!!!!!!

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Farah Attack

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's stomach.

Good thing he pulled the Farah attack last night, or else she would have been pregnant.

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Shat Attack

Any time when William Shatner is on screen and delivers an awesome line to a lady.

Dude, did you see TJ Hooker the other day? That blonde chick got straight Shat Attacked!

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Shat Attack

A game in which players attempt to defecate in the funniest place.

That summer camp was bomb, but only because Willy Shat Attack the lifeguard tower.

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