August 7

if you are born on august 7 you are one of the most couragous people on earth.Even if you think you scared.

Person:HOW ARE YOU TOUCHING THAT SPIDER

Other person: my birthday is August 7

Person:oh,ok

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August 32

The day your crush will like you back

1- Oh I want my crush to like me
2-You know it August 32

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August 9th

The birthday of this generally nice guy named Darious. On this day it is traditional to shower him with spongebob shirts and chocolate cake.

Rando Girl 1: Yo dude, tomorrow is august 9th

Rando Guy 2: So?

Rando Girl 1: Its Darious' birthday and i gotta get him a spongebob shirt

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August 28

When you ask out the girl in your year called Monet

Boy: i gotta ask out this girl called Monet.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy: it’s August 28
Boy 2: oh ok

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August 11th

This is a nice birthday. People born on this day like sucking dick. Their names most commonly start with M. Also, Chris Hemsworth (yk Hulk) was born on this day, which is kinda akward if you think about the sucking dick thing...

She was born on August 11th? Man I gotta get to know her, if you know what I mean..

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August 3rd

National kiss or cuddle your friend day

On August 3rd you have to kiss your friend or cuddle with your friend today no matter what.

Martha: hey bff! It’s August 3rd!
Bethany: oh shoot I guess we have to kiss then cuddle
*kisses then cuddles full spoon*

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August 19

The popular volleyball anime “Haikyu!!” day. Haikyu can be written as 819 in Japanese and so the date is known as Haikyu day.

Person 1: My friend told me something’s happening on Friday, do you know what it is?
Person 2: On Friday? It’s August 19 on Friday right? It’s Haikyu day!

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