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When a person has one headphone in and one headphone out, trying to provoke someone to listen to the music with them.
Tim: Yo this is such a great song....
Eric: Open seat?
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A gesture used by motorcyclists to pay homage to one another at rallies, shows, and events focusing on motorcycles; performed by extending both hands outward in front of the body, with hands clenched as if holding motocycle handlerbars, typically accompanied by a nodding of the head, as if to communicate acknowledgement. Can be referred to as ORS.
"When those guys saw I had on my 'Ride Free' t-shirt, they all gave me the ORS. Man, I was stoked."
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n. - Slang for a fetishists dildo. Feces from either the man or woman, is frozen to a solid state, then used as a penetrating device to achieve sexual pleasure.
v. - The act of using a frozen turd to penetrate the anus of a man or woman.
- This Ethiopian Can Opener in my ass sure feels good!
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To take a very nasty crap. Usually explosive diarrhea. The term is derived from the sound of the poo splashing into the toilet water along with the contents of the toilet generally look like vegetable beef soup.
"Oh man, my stomach feels jacked. I think it's time to open a can of soup."
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Someone you are suppose to sleep with to avoid getting your ass beat. This person must get around a lot.
Boy: I cheated on my girlfriend and I think she found out. What should I do?
Friend: You better sleep with One Eye Open.
Boy: Good advice!
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convince a chick to have sex with you in a parking deck out on the back of the car or over the hood and make so much noise the guard comes looking to see what’s going on. The key is working your magic to convince a chick to do it when she doesn’t want to at first.
I gave the the Garage door opener
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Usually what lying quacks (as if there's any other kind) will tell you in an attempt to trick you into buying their bullshit
Keep an open mind, snake oil works wonders as long as you want it too!
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