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A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity.
Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.
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King of Bandits Jing is a god of thieves. the Ou Dorobou (japanese for King of Bandits) steals all thing precious.
Even the stars.
and your life.
It's Him!! The King of Bandits!
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The term cash match bandit refers to a person or persons who participate in a cash match scandal. This involves utilizing the cash match scheme offered at some casinos and abusing it to result in a £15 guaranteed return.
"Don't worry blood I got bear doe, I'm a cash match bandit"
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A choclate bandit mask is When a burgler breaks into your house and you overcome him and then fuck him and shit on his eyes and smash it in the form of a mask.
Police Officer: What happend here?
House owner: He broke into my house
Police officer: Then what?
House owner: I overcame him and gave him a chocolate bandit mask
Police officer: Thats hot as fuck
House owner: Do you want a chocolate bandit mask
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Someone of the Albanian decent that contains the semen of every different race inside the depths of their rectums or vaginal canals.
"Yo that girl just went around the world in one night!" "Yeah dude she's an Albanian Jizz Bandit
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A type of live action gambling that can be undertaken in Thailand. First of all the gambler must select three Thai hookers and take them back to his room. The gambler then asks them to reveal their genitals, one by one. Like with a one armed bandit (English word for slot machine), the way to win is to get three cherries in a row. Any less than three cherries and you're BUST
"I wish they had some one armed bandit machines out here."
"We could just play one eyed bandit?"
"Hmm, yeah. Or Thai roulette maybe?"
"Either or man, I just need to unload quickly before my balls get any heavier. I feel like I'm lugging around a couple of coconuts in a 50g peanut bag."
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the WTB is a way of life
(1)noun....in order to be WTB you must
1.drink alot!
2.always back up your homies
3.drink alot!
4.always do what you want
5.be true to yourself
6.represent no matter what!
7.you need not be white. black, asian, or whatever! if your WTB then you can claim!!!
(2)noun....an extremly odd person like a gutter punk or a crazy redneck preferably someone who doesnt shower....ever.
(1)man! that guy drank like 8 forties and he still had the balls to fight that dude who was talkin' shit and protect his homies
(2)dude did you see that homeless guy he was totally WTB!
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