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1.) Someone who knows more about Final Fantasy and Star Wars than they know about life.
2.) Someone who never leaves the computer.
3.) An ecentric person who dresses like Dr. Miller, my psychaiatrist.
1.) Jojo is such a geeky bastard...(jk)
2.) J:I gotta go my dad needs the pc
E:You geeky bastard! ... (jk)
3.) I hate going to that geeky bastard who keeps asking me what we should do with me... that stupid mofo...
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A bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out.
She was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart.
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an old, fat, hairy, sweaty, smelly, disgusting man
Donald Trump is one ugly bastard, isn't he?
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Cheating on your husband; Resault: Thee ugly son.
"Wow! Joe-nasty your must be the bastard child!"
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Weasel-Bastard
N. An infant weasel or similar rodent that has been abandoned by it's parental figures, or potentially has a sound cloud rapper father that has neglected his fatherly responsibilities
Adj. A poorly formed insult created in the spur of the moment during a meltdown, intended to deliver a crucial blow to the victim; however, they are often left confused and unintended
Synonyms: Parakeet-Bitch, Douche Canoe, Ass Cat
N. "Look at that poor weasel-bastard out in the cold night alone"
Adj. "You're a weasel-bastard for interfering with our marriage"
A way to describe Falkirk Council and Scottish Power
Falkirk Council: "geez £270 so a can fill a pothole with coco popps"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"
Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"
A drink made of a mix of cheap red wine and cheap white wine.
Usually made when there is not enough of either bottle left for a full glass.
You can usually find me on the weekends in my pjs, drinking bastard rosé and watching netflix.