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1.) Someone who knows more about Final Fantasy and Star Wars than they know about life.
2.) Someone who never leaves the computer.
3.) An ecentric person who dresses like Dr. Miller, my psychaiatrist.
1.) Jojo is such a geeky bastard...(jk)
2.) J:I gotta go my dad needs the pc
E:You geeky bastard! ... (jk)
3.) I hate going to that geeky bastard who keeps asking me what we should do with me... that stupid mofo...
9👍 9👎
A bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out.
She was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart.
8👍 8👎
an old, fat, hairy, sweaty, smelly, disgusting man
Donald Trump is one ugly bastard, isn't he?
30👍 20👎
Cheating on your husband; Resault: Thee ugly son.
"Wow! Joe-nasty your must be the bastard child!"
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When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.
Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.
Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
Extremely Fat and annoying.
-fuck you fat motherfucka, stack bastard.
When you take a tequila shot, squirt some lemon juice into your eye, and then snort a line of salt.
"bro, you're way to much of a pussy to do the Hard Bastard"