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Its really pretty simple actually. First you must defacate in the mouth of your partner. They should then smear it all over their face making it look brown and bumpy like a cliffside. Next, proceed to ejaculate in and around their mouth. As they continue to hold their mouth open like a cave opening, the jizz will give it the stalactites to hang from the ceiling.
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A very Overrated song by Avenged Sevenfold. Mostly made popular by the music video that the band put out.
"I see you have Avenged Sevenfold on your iPod, you had better have Bat Country"
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When someone is really being a faggot and stupid at the same time.
Omfg i just slapped that dude in the corner for being a faggot bat.
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It's when a girl is lying face up and a guy puts his dick in her mouth. The girl has to wear sunglasses so that the guy's balls don't poke her eyes.
Dude 1: Last night me and maddy did the Rayban Bat!
Dude 2: hahahaha sweet!
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When a female has not had intercourse in quite some time, you refer to her as having “bats in her belfry”.
You’ve not had sex in 8 years? Time to clear those bats in the belfry!
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When a man and a woman are having sexual relations in the missionary position, and the man fits his entire scrotum into the woman's vagina, and then slapping his penis onto the top of the woman's pubic area while mimicing the sound of a large bell.
"Did you hear that Ben Reilly gave that girl a bats in the belfry? BONGGGGGG BONGGGGGGG!"
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During anal sex, the penis is removed quickly from the anal cavity creating a vacuum in which tearing is involved, leaving the victim in a pool of his/her own blood.
"Dayum! Brian is on the ground AGAIN in a pool of his own blood."
"Uh-oh. Looks like someone gave him a shaved bat."
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