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When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...
"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."
"What the fuck...."
When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.
As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.
When you use your large sagging wee wee to pop a pimple on your significant others face. To add on you also may excrete your load into the pimple to form a new one
Darlene that's a nasty pimple you got there, mind if I give it a Bump Kump?
When someone on a forum bumps a thread that isn't quite necro, but is well on it's way to be there.
(7/8/2020) XtaCool says: "Good idea, I approve!"
(7/22/2020) BCVDox says: "haha yeah that's a great idea"
(7/22/2020) XtaCool says: "Dude, why are you Deathbed Bumping?"
One who seeks the bump. A pregnant woman seeker.
Whoa man, He's such a bump hunter!
When one is talking trash about someone or a group of people. Also known as another way of talkin' shit without using profanity; cussing.
Me: Kathy and her girls were snickering and laughing when it looked like you were gonna fall down.
Lola: Who cares? I hate Kathy and her effed up squad anyway. Bump them losers!
A word created to describe the action of snorting a thick clump of fermented cum, which is typically laced with fetynal.
Anna had a rough night after George gave her a feta-bump.