Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow

the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold

James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!

Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!

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Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table

What Kanye West said to Alex Jones

"Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table, especially Hitler"
- Kanye West

how to stop someone from being racist

• slap them every time they do it

• tell them to stop
• seduce them

• kiss them

• punch the fuck out of them

• slap them run away and slap them again

someone: N-Word people who are this race is dumb and ugly
me: *SLAP*
and thats how to stop someone from being racist

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go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

among us impostor is being mad sus bro, sus sus sus

you.

RED?!
among us impostor is being mad sus bro, sus sus sus

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Someone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

someone who needs to do that stuff i just said.

Ashleigh, you are omeone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

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I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly

A brief explanation of Mark Lee's vocabulary

"nah I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen" Mark said to Johnny

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