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blanket condom

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person

I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!

by Glenny Baby January 18, 2018


Lip Blanket

A term used by Canadians to refer to a kickass moustache.

Hey dude, Shawn’s got a fuckin unreal lip blanket.

by TheChelDefinitions November 01, 2020


Being under a blanket

A feeling of trust, comfort and intimacy, like a child hiding under a blanket from their parents. Allowing someone under your metaphorical blanket implies letting them into your private world and trusting them.

Being under a blanket
exmp1:
I told you about 'my crisis' not because it might help you, but because you are the one who I want to know about me, "be under my blanket"

exmp2:

A: I don't care if people would or would not be happy that we date. That is mine.
B: What do you mean?
A: You are under my blanket.

exmp3:
A: I've never considered myself being under your blanket.
B: Wow.

by janthekdjsimp December 29, 2023


blanket bugs

The act of being under a blanked, and suddenly your body hair awkwardly shifts, causing the feeling of bugs on your skin.

"When I crawled into bed, the blanket bugs were ridiculous"

by JTK1919 October 08, 2009


Dog Blanket Bar

A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.

Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?

Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.

by Spansih Ricky August 27, 2013


Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

by FedoraWithFeathers March 01, 2012


Measles covered blanket

When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed

I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.

by FBS69 January 06, 2022