Tightly wrapped blankets around a person
I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!
A term used by Canadians to refer to a kickass moustache.
Hey dude, Shawn’s got a fuckin unreal lip blanket.
A feeling of trust, comfort and intimacy, like a child hiding under a blanket from their parents. Allowing someone under your metaphorical blanket implies letting them into your private world and trusting them.
Being under a blanket
exmp1:
I told you about 'my crisis' not because it might help you, but because you are the one who I want to know about me, "be under my blanket"
exmp2:
A: I don't care if people would or would not be happy that we date. That is mine.
B: What do you mean?
A: You are under my blanket.
exmp3:
A: I've never considered myself being under your blanket.
B: Wow.
The act of being under a blanked, and suddenly your body hair awkwardly shifts, causing the feeling of bugs on your skin.
"When I crawled into bed, the blanket bugs were ridiculous"
A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.
Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?
Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.
To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.
Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.
When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed
I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.