When you hit someone in the side of the head with the palm of your hand
Timothy just got gobber blast-ed by John.
To cream into a dudes ass and have them fart it out onto your chest.
Mr Selani got dick fucked in the ass and Cream blasted it onto gridsons chest
While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.
I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.
is like be awesome, spend a wonderful time
I bet they had a blast
Convincing someone to do something via preemptively saying you will best them. Thus making there ego make them do it to beat you.
"Yo, you dont even have to play I know I'd already beat you in for honor."
"Bro, i would beat you idk what you mean, but I'm not gonna let you keep ego blasting me into doing it, goodnight."
(adj.) Incredibly amazing, great, or epic.
Wow, that party was blast-tastic!!!!!
While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.
Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.