to become absolutely shit faced
"Let's get titty blasted tonight"
A vigorous pectoral workout performed by one or more brohemians.
- "Feel like a morning chest blasting, bro?"
- "Yolo."
- "I totally blasted my chest this morning."
- "Me too, brah!"
*High Five*
To call someone out in a public setting in order to embarrass them
Mandy: "I always leave work after you, David!"
David: "No, you are always gone like 10 min before you are supposed to leave."
Mandy: "Uh, no I don't. I know the truth."
Mike: (to co-workers) "Who thinks Mandy leaves early?"
Co-Workers: "She totally leaves early everyday"
Jessica: "Damn, Mandy, you just got put on public blast!"
When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)
John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.
When someone opens all the windows of a car, blasts loud music (usually rap or heavy metal), and slowly drives around the neighborhood. It is usually very entertaining.
Tim loves Car Blasting. The reactions from that Soccer Mom are hilarious!
When you ejaculate so strong that is like old faithful is made from jizz.
Things were getting crazy in the bedroom. She was sucking me off so good, I DNA Blasted all over her tits.
When you hit someone in the side of the head with the palm of your hand
Timothy just got gobber blast-ed by John.