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When a baby feeds off a mother's tit and drinks the milk.
Person 1: hey what were you doing?
Person 2: just letting my baby give me a titty blowjob.
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In the month of October all boys can get a blowjob when ever they want one, or girls can give one when ever they want
Boy: Girl give me a blowjob
Girl: No eww
Boy: It’s blowjob month
Girl: Ok pull down your pants
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The act of squeezing marmite onto the bush of a penis and slopping that knob.
Hey Cathy, we ran out of toast so how about a Marmite blowjob instead bitch?
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Also known as, The Serpentine Suckoff. It is the action of two men, preferably bromosexuals, driving in a car when the passenger begins to suck off the driver. The passenger must assume the position of leaning over and putting his face in his partner's lap while still keeping his ass planted into the seat. The driver leans overtop of the passenger while receiving a blowjob and begins to suck off the passenger. This creates a hot mess of two men twisted together and sucking each other off.
The name originates off the perspicuous personality of the Babylonians.
Driver - "Bro this 2 hour drive to Charleston is going to be boring as fuck."
Passenger - "Yeah dude, how about we throw together a Babylonian Blowjob."
Driver - "Fuck yeah I thought you'd never ask!"
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The sexual act of shooting cum in the eyes of your partner and immediately sticking your penis back in her mouth. The intended effect is for your partner to have chinky eyes from the burning sensation of semen, and to scream at you in a thick Asian accent due to the large (or small) penis in her mouth imparing her speech. This sexual act is similar to, but slightly different than the sexual act known as the "Angry Pirate".
Me: "Omg yes I came!"
Girl: "radaradarada"
Me: "Aww an Asian Blowjob? How sweet of you!"
Girl: *bites penis and storms off*
Me (Now single due to Asian Blowjob): "Worth it."
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Someone who fancies himself to be a "big deal," but who is generally only a small-time writer or a member of an inconsequential local band, and who is seen frequenting the "hip club."
"Man, that Manny dude is a blowjob artist to the extreme; he's always promoting his shit at Duke's Pub."
"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."
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When you put a piece of gum in your mouth, and instead of chewing it, you only suck on it.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what do you have in your mouth?
Dude: Oh, just giving a bubblegum blowjob.
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