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Brandon is a tall person who is a sack of shit and is annoying as hell. He is kind of good at sports but all around borderline retarded.
Can someone tell Brandon to stfu
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He is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet.he is so dreamy and athletic and can do flips.he always get girls and has a weird obsession with socks and ketchup. He will have a friend named Makenzie and she will leave school. He has a homie named Ryan on south. You could never try and win an argument with him he will soon grow up to be rich. Also he has lots of weird looking socks.
Brandon actually means weird as in loves socks it’s French for love bird
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some guy you would meet thats pretty self centered honestly. really only cares abt himself and lets his horny ass get in the way of every conversation. if hes sexually attracted to you (which lets be real, would be anyone since he needs to apparently get out his horny shit) RUN. he will just manipulate you into doing the deed, or he will think about doing the deed with you.
random girl hes attracted too: hey brandon
brandon: i had a sex dream about u
random girl: oh...
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Brandon is a kind and intelligent boy who lives to do things with passion. He is good in bed and loves to show effection. Brandon will always be faithful and never let you down. Brandon's are the best type of boyfriends. But he's not just a good boyfreind he's is my freind and is always there to listen however there is rumours that's some Brandon's have an attention span of a horney duck🦆. I love you Brandon love from your boyfriends Mark xx
Him: you single?
Me: no
Him: who are you dating?
Me: I'm dating a Brandon 😍😍
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He is very cocky to everyone but it is very hard to win an argument with him because of his cockiness. He is very nice sometimes when he's with friends but when he's around girls he changes his personality and tries to be cool around them. It is very easy for him to make friends. He gets a lot of boners for no reason even with guys.
Me: Hi how you doing Brandon?
Brandon: Whatssup b****.
Girl: Hi Brandon.
Brandon: Hi (Ignores Me)
Girl: Why do you have a boner?
Brandon: Um....
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A nasty lil fucker who needs a slap and has a small dick. Acts like a cunt. Is a cunt. Hated by most people. Grim ass druggie
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