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Breakfast club

A group of young people, generally late teens or early twenties, just starting out in life, at the start of their adult life who generally are well educated and think that they know it all but have no life experience and have led a fairly sheltered life.

Quite often they are in positions of minor power because of the skills shortage. For example, they may have a degree and been thrust straight into a management position from university whereas in the past it would have taken 10-15 years to get to such a position.

They usually dress is designer labels with their hair meticulously preened (the boys too).

They usually believe that they know best in any given situation and will not take guidance from older people who have had experience in the relevant topic or area.

They tend not to relate to older people or those from different backgrounds so tend to stick within their own groups.

A business or government department being run or staffed by a group of young people is referred to as being 'a breakfast club'.

Don't try and tell the Breakfast Club over there know how to run the show, they know how to do it, they read it somewhere.

by evilsanta March 16, 2013

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


midnight breakfast

A kickass breakfast made by jamie oliver. Perfect for when u have a late night and are a little peckish.

Jamie oliver kicks ass.

by god dammit April 30, 2005

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Breakfast Sandwich

A slang term for money. Replaces "Bread," "Cheddar," and "Bacon."

The combination of the 3 make up "Breakfast Sandwich"

"I'll be bringin' home the breakfast sandwich tonight!"

"Gotta make that breakfast sandwich!"

"Times are difficult, it's getting harder and harder to bring home the breakfast sandwich."

by PDawgRukus April 15, 2009

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


breakfast in bed

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.

After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.

by E&A January 29, 2006

21πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Mongolian Breakfast

A Mongolian Breakfast is a sexual act where the male (or lesbian partner) defecates on the Vagina of the receiver and then proceeds to eat out the receiver, defecation and all.

"Jeff had a Mongolian breakfast with Caitlin this morning"

Jeff: Hey I'm Hungry
Caitlin: well do you like Mongolian food
Jeff: only if its breakfast
Caitlin: Well lets have a Mongolian Breakfast

by Colbster June 25, 2007

16πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Kidnap Breakfast

When a group of high school girl's arrange (usually) with the parents of a group of boys to burst into their respective bedrooms VERY early in the morning, surprising the guys, yanking them out of their beds and treat their "victims" (e.g. the guys) out to breakfast. The rule is the guys have to go pretty much as they're dressed. Time Frame: This happened to me in the early 1960's.

Half the fun is going from house to house and pulling, sometimes literally pulling, the boys out of their beds. Often, the first guys to be "kidnapped" join in the fun.

This takes a little planning since the girl's need to secretly talk to each of the boy's parents/guardians AND also make arrangements with the manager of the restaurant where the kidnap breakfast will take place.

Jay was sound asleep when his girlfriend, Shauna, and a bunch of her girl friends burst into his room and began pulling him out of the bed by his feet. He was their first victim of their "Kidnap Breakfast." Jay didn't know what was happening and tried grabbing the front of his mattress while the group of ten screaming girls laughed, yelled and chanted, "Jay let go, Jay let go." When he finally the group of girls were led by his girlfriend––Jay gladly let go!

When the girl's––and Jay––invaded the house of their next victim, Michael, they found him asleep on the couch, his face to the cushions, in the front room. When the girls pulled back the blankets they were surprised to learn two things: it wasn't Michael sleeping on the couch but his cousin Trey and Trey likes to sleep in the buff. Needless to say, he was very excited to see a bunch of girls standing over him so early in the morning.

by Options Man October 24, 2013

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


bloody breakfast

When a person who is going down on a woman having a period.

While I was doin my tongue twister, she gave me the bloody breakfast

by random pedestrian Will382 July 11, 2008

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž