brokeback breath

1. refers to something exceptionally gay.

2. the result of two gay guys giving each other a blowjob.

both in reference to brokeback mountain, a popular movie about two cowboys that end up being homosexuals.

1. ben: "dude, i've been busting out that new justin timberlake cd. i really like it."

jim: "you got that brokeback breath going on, huh?"

2. "OMG, I totally got brokeback breath now!" *wipes jizz from lips*

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mule breath

Breath that smelt like he suck farts out of dead mules

Cop the breath on that twat has he been sucking farts out of dead mules

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bollocks-breath

somebody whos breath smells like bollocks and if its a man hes likely to me homosexual if its your nan, then well... she got some serious issues! ALSO U SHOULD BE SCARED!!!

Guy: Dude, your Nan has issues
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: Well when I was snogging her last night her breath tasted of your dads bollocks.

Girl: Woah, wtf?!
Guy: Yeah, she has serious bollocks-breath

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egg breath

Eats a lot of "eggs"

AKA eats inseminated eggs.

"Yo Judy, your breath smells gross"
"Yeah Peter inseminated some of my eggs, and then I munched on them for brunch."
"Ew... egg breath"

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breath-break

Act of turning your head during a conversation with a person who has terribly bad breath.

I had to interrupt the officer with a breath-break as he wrote my speeding ticket.

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Breathe of the Wild

Someone with bad breath.

Oi, that chav smokes, he's a breathe of the wild!

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Breathing Tornados

Slang for huffing gasoline. Something one might do in his or her basement.

Mother: I walked downstairs to grab some sugar and I caught my son breathing tornados!

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