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Being so close with your best friend of the opposite sex that you are not just "friends" but not a couple. You're so close that the yoyo never breaks away.
You're my broken yoyo
A nerd with the belief that weed is trash and dumb to smoke, plays fighting games because he isn’t good enough for any other, and sounds like a automobile coming to and abrupt stop when they think something is very histericle
Yo cuz you actin like a broken feely, weed is good
Why do you sound like a broken feely
It’s never, “good job, you won all your games again!”
It’s always, “next time…” or “you can do better if...”
It’s never, “are you ok?”
It’s always, “Stop being a baby”
Your sister yells, “Go away, I don’t need you!!”
It’s “Its ok Hunny, calm down”
But when you say, “can I try one more time?”
it’s, “Well fine, I’m just trying to help”
Why
“Mom, I’m sad because someone is bullying me at school…, I don’t feel I’m enough for this world”
“Not again! You can’t have the same problems as your sister.”
“Hunny, your sister is having a hard time at school, be nicer to her, maybe do her dishes today”
“But mom, I have volleyba-”
“THAT ENOUGH, BE NICER, BE BETTER, BE perfect”
Perfect, that’s a funny word.
per·fect
“having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.”
Ok I can do that
Clean the house. Walk the dogs twice a day. Do the laundry. Make the beds. Make dinner and lunch.
That’s perfect
“Chloe, can you please help me, it’s your day for dishes and I’m cleaning the rest of the house”
“Later” or “no”
No, That’s the easiest word in the human language, yet so powerful.
I can't do this anymore, I've broken
one who is learning English but doesn't know much.
"She is trying to learn English but shes new, but she has some Broken English!"
repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person
I used the broken record method on her
When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.
… Baby, I don't understand
Why we can't just hold on
To each other's hands
This time might be the last
I fear, unless I make it all too clear
I need you so, oh
… Take these broken wings
And learn to fly again
Learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up
And let us in
Take these broken wings
… Baby, I think tonight
We can take what was wrong
And make it right
Baby, it's all I know
That you're half of the flesh
And blood makes me whole
I need you so
… So take these broken wings
And learn to fly again
Learn to live so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up
And let us in
… Take these broken wings
You've got to learn to fly, learn to live, love so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in yeah, yeah
… Let us in
Let us in
… Baby, it's all I know
That you're half of the flesh
And blood that makes me whole
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
… So take these broken wings
And learn to fly again, learn to live so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in
… Take these broken wings
You got to learn to fly, learn to live and love so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up for us and let us in
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Ooh