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A man who runs up to Ohio people and tickles their butthole with a technique that makes them shit everywhere, he then tastes the shit and decides if you blaze or not, if you do, he’ll call the police on you, watch out there in Ohio or you’ll be next!
The Ohio Butthole tickling bandit tickled me until I shat in his hand!
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a bald black man who waits at seven eleven bathrooms and tickles anyone who plays genshin impact and removes any trace of having a father figure and makes them attracted to children.
hey Jerry i heard EPD was made because he got tickled by the ohio butthole tickling bandit after playing genshin
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(n.) Abbreviated B.O.B.S., is a prolapsed rectum, usually associated with to many objects being inserted into one's rectum or entirely too much anal sex, resulting in a weakening of the sphincter muscles and the last few inches of the sygmoid colon hanging out of the afflicted's anus. A very unfortunate condition, indeed.
I had the unfortunate misfortune to shower with Randy at the gym. I couldn't believe he has Busted Out Butthole Syndrome. I swore it was a tail at first, but, much to my horror, it was the last six inches of his colon. Disgusting!
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First you insert both arms to at least your elbow into their butthole and then proceed to do a double backflip and landing with her sitting on your dick. This move is extremely difficult but effective
Michael put sticky Nikki into the double backflip butthole submission. After he performed this move he nutted harder then any other person ever has.
MAN ! This girl can make you piss your pants ! She is very weirdd & sometimees has her blonde moments . She can make anyone laugh even when she's having a bad day . She always thinks of others before herself . Oh yeah , she can DANCE . You could always go to her for anything .
Liberty Butthole Yang
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When getting the right nude lipstick color make it match the color of your butthole.
Girl 1: Hey what nude color lipstick should i get?
William: Color match your butthole
Girl 1: PERFECT
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The horrible feeling after a majestic bowel movement where you feel like your butthole is on fire, with no relief besides the gradual passing of time. The pain can sometimes be abated by either remaining on the toilet or walking bow-legged.
"Wes, you're walking bow-legged and you look so distressed. Is everything okay?"
"Dude, I just dropped the biggest log and I've got some serious Sore Butthole Syndrome (SBS). I feel like someone put a match to my sphincter."
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