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When your Canadian friend's mom slaves over a lavish basted Goose roast for all her sons friends (her lovers) then picks a random ass to shove it bulb-deep without washing it.
Yo! Canadian Thanksgiving was wild at the Hiro household. Too bad my ass drew the short straw for the Canadian Stuffing!
A human centipede where the people involved say please and thank you
Oh man that Canadian Trainride was the most polite and disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.
A self proclaimed weak amateur male porn star. Who is a Canadian Jew that wreaks of passionate dude love. Great at the Snowcone volcanoes.
James is known as the Canadian Snowballer.
A hockey stick where either end is used as a dildo.
She keeps her hockey stick to use it as a canadian dildo.
In Canada here everyone knows what bobsledding is but not like this. She has a pony tail to side. You get running beside her holding the pony (push bar) and then spin around jumping in the sled (slamming your cock down her throat)
Im gunna give her the canadian bobsled
The most perfect, beautiful and most adorable boys on the planet.
“Wow look at that guy he’s breathtaking”
“Yeah bro he’s a Canadian boy”
The true canadian sexual act!
When a canadian had a new partner, it is traditional for the man to dip his dick into a bowl of maple syrup in order to have his partner lick it off.
Dude, you wouldn't believe it last night! Meredith gave me a Canadian Lollipop. It was great!