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A carpet sniffer is usually an older woman who is all about that hairy puss.
"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"
"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"
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A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.
Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?
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When a man dismounts his partner, sits on their back, and busts onto the back of their head; taking a healthy dump in the process.
Anne - Frank tried performing a mexican magic carpet on me last night; but he failed due to his lack of aim.
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When someone so utterly destroys your heart by love-bombing you and shortly after vanishing from your life.
I've been so lonely that I haven't noticed how carpet-love-bombed and manipulated I was into falling in love with him.
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A woman's vagina that is covered by a small, trimed patch of pubic hair. Refered to carpet tiles used in offices and the short pile carpet they are covered in.
Darling, when do you want me to lick your pink carpet tile!
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A baby born into a lesbian family, will be a carpet munching baby
Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby
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An asian person who thinks they are English and doesn't know what malteasers are even though they own the corner shop
''look at that fucking flying carpet...what a sand monkey''
''what was that?? I got a whiff of curry''
''oh a flying carpet just went passed us''
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