Chain smoking, Kidnapping, Prettyboy

A genuinely nice, attractive male, who smokes a lot and is falsely accused of kidnapping his son, whom he loves very much.

You, sir, are a chain smoking, kidnapping, prettyboy

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Savannah River Chain Gang

The baddest fish catching motherfuckers on the face of the motherfucking planet. Also known for stealing your wives, girlfriends, and daughters(see: Jody), fucking them, and throwing them to the curb like last week’s takeout.

“Oh shit look at that motherfucker stacking striped bodies on deck! He must be Savannah River Chain Gang..... oh shit; where’s my wife and daughter???”

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Pussy on the chain wax

This should just be a thing. It mean what every you want it to

I put the pussy on the chain wax

I knock that pussy on the chain wax

PUSSÉ ON THE CHAIN WAX

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wikipedia-esque "chain of evil"

When Wikipedia (or other sites, like YouTube) draws you into clicking the next link on and on and on for hours on end. The "chain of evil" both binds you to your computer, and is fashioned by the binding of pages of the website together through the associations and similar meanings of their contents.

I've been stuck in a wikipedia-esque "chain of evil" for hours!

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Chain Link Fence

A new sex position requiring at least three people. But can have as many as you want. The man lies on the floor while a girl is on top of him. Then another guy does the girl from behind. But the fence can go on as long as you have people who want to do it.

Whenever you get bored and have three or more people, do the Chain link fence. It's fun and healthy. But make sure you wear a condom.

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P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho

Slang term for the popular chain of Asian fusion cuisine.

I went to visit my parents in the suburbs last weekend and the only decent restaurant was P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho. I had the lettuce wraps and dan dan noodles with a spicy pomegranate sauce.

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Chain of Memories Law

The law stating that all video games, when heard over the phone, sound like pornography. Named for Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.

Caller: Hey, man, what's up?
Receiver: (UNH! YAH!) Nothing much. (HAH! YEAH! TAKE IT!)
Caller: Are you watching porn?
Receiver: Nope; Chain of Memories Law. I'm playing Ring of Fates.

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