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Chinese food

Often used for other drugs but primarily refers to heroin. Chinese White!

Hope we're gonna order some Chinese food tonight. I feel like shit and need to kill the pain!

by Leauxbeaux July 24, 2016

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chinese handshake

This is a scatological maneuver between two homosexual men. One man sits down on the toilet to take a crap. The other man sits on his lap facing each other, nipple to nipple. They both agree to take a crap at the same time.

Hey Flloyd, there is only one toilet in here and we both really need to poop. That's ok Melvin, we can just do a Chinese handshake.

by fdafadfdfass April 3, 2017

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Chinese Fan

The act of fanning the scrotum or genitals while one receives a handjob, then climaxing in their eye, making them squint...

Getting a happy ending at a massage shop. The lady give you a hand job with one hand while fanning your balls and taint with the other hand. You climax into her eye making her seem as though she is Chinese... That's a Chinese Fan!

by Caddi420 October 18, 2011

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The Chinese SilkRoad

The act of engaging in coitus involving the penetration of a ripped sock between two lovers and as you finish shouting β€œlong live the empire”. You then proceed to trade the bed sheets for drugs.

β€œKim promised to show me The Chinese Silkroad after history class!”

by Frostbit112 October 5, 2018

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chinese textaphone

Similar to the game Chinese Telephone, Chinese Textaphone is where a person sends a text message to someone with a cell phone to relay a message to someone who does not. Unless the message is repeated verbatim, there is some variance to it thus creating a Chinese Textaphone.

My brother does not have a cell phone, so I use the Chinese Textaphone method to get messages to him.

by SactoWilly February 8, 2010

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Chinese Louis

An Asian woman who displays a physicality similar to North American woman such as:
1) Larger breasts
2) Red or brown hair
3) Bigger lips
4) Blue or green eyes

Peter Griffin coined this term while viewing pornography at an internet cafe.
"Ah yeah....you're my Chinese Louis!"

Guy #1: Dude...over there...do you see her?

Guy #2: Oh yeah.....wow, she's a Chinese Louis if ever I saw one.

by Kyle Reed from the North October 27, 2008

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chinese penis

smallest asian penis in world

White guy:i has average panis
Black guy:haha i got big panis
chinese guy:i have smarrest ponis waaaa cause i have chinese penis

by weedkillerxdddd April 2, 2018

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