The act of shoving a cornetto up the ass of a boy under the age of 12, then proceeding to pull it out and smother it on themselves before anally rupturing the the boy with the cone of the cornetto.
“Yo did you here Nathan got given the Whillip Classic the other day
A term used to describe skin tone that is pure and free of blemishes .
The girl in the restaurant stood out from the rest because of her classic ivory bisque like skin and warm smile.
To bail out on a plan at the last minute.
We made plans to go swimming but he pull a classic Vasily!
"joel was talking to his wife (female) (thai) about her classic female experience when he had an idea about fixing it. His wife (female) (thai) knew nothing could be done about his erectile dysfunction"
How an egyptian pool singer will explain why he doesn't need to change song
So the guy said "but it's a classic!" so we kept the noses on until we left the store.
THe act of engaging in beastality, sheep are the preferred choice.
Friend 1: hey man did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: fuck yeah bud, i did the Ron Coe Classic!
Pussying out of any act, even when you are being peer pressured into it.
Did you see Ben pull the Chi classic when he was asked to a 4 way gang bang between homies